Le Manoir Du Vice / Down On Abby - Tales From Bottomley Manor (Harmony/Marc Dorcel)

GENRE: Feature, Spoof, Foreign, Threesomes, Straight Sex

DIRECTOR: Gazzman

STUDIO/PRODUCER: Harmony & Marc Dorcel

MSRP: 34.99 (EURO) / $47.61 (US) 

LENGTH: 2 hrs 40 mins

DATE OF PRODUCTION: 2014

AUDIO/VIDEO: (EQUIPMENT USED - PS3 Bluray + 30 in HDTV w/1080p resolution)

Both the audio, and video in this dvd production were superb when being played through my PS3 gaming console, and onto my HDTV. The picture filled the screen with it's faux European lighting, and overall impressive visual quality. Everything from the English manor backdrops to the English manor courtyard gave me the feeling as if the captured film was of true UK origin. With the excellently created English nobleman costumes, and elegant lady apparel the European/UK feel was extended even further. Even the applied hairstyles, and forced English (UK) accents kept true enough to the tribute material that it still seemed mostly genuine. The classically inspired music soundtrack, and the sound itself was as rich in nature as the lavish estate every performer was having sex in. When it comes to both visual, and audio quality it is apparent from the start that Harmony spared no expenses in the production of this comedic feature film.

CAST: Ava Dalush, Cathy Heaven, Jasmine Jae, Emma Leigh, Jess West, Jasmine James, Lexi Lowe, Ben Dover

CONDOMS: None

SYNOPSIS

Copyright © Marc Dorcel

Surprisingly this dvd presentation is not the sort of Marc Dorcel production you are used to reading about here, but was instead published by Dorcel Studios for European sales purposes. The film, in it's entirety was actually done by Harmony Films studio for American audiences, but still carries with it that rich quality that coincides with Marc Dorcel's vision of porn perfection. Regardless of it's origin, or it's global reach the dvd that follows is still a rich sexual romp through a lavish English estate that is filled with the most comedic of characters. It features an all-star cast of sexy performers who will likely be recognizable by many at home viewers. Everyone in the fictitious Bottomley Manor gets their turn with the estate's owners, and inhabitants therein. This means that even the helping hands get their turn to be helping hands.

For those of you looking for that extra serving of sexy you'll find that the cast who is involved in this particular plot each bring with them a truly sexy brand of fucking. The butlers, including 'Smallcock' are all devilishly handsome with that signature English pride about them fitting of the country setting that the film is based in. The ladies of the film who often times sport regally revealing dresses, and accessories, or maid's uniforms each bring that prim and proper nature with them along with natural sex appeal. In the way of scenes you will find hardcore one-on-one sessions, threesomes in various orientations, all out straight sex, and a single lesbian encounter on, and about Bottomley Manor.

The Bottomley manor estate owner, who is the comedic star of the show is played by 'Ben Dover', and goes by the name "Lord Grabhem". His mistress, and heir to the throne (so-to-speak) is played by the gorgeous 'Jasmine Jae'. The promiscuous blonde haired daughter Abby, and third main character in the skit is played by none other than 'Lexi Lowe'. Together the three enjoy the company of the maids, and butlers as they go about there daily duties fulfilling their roles as England's high society. Even the butlers, and maids enjoy sex amongst themselves around the Bottomley Manor estate ...

Copyright © Marc Dorcel

When the film begins we find 'Lord Grabhem (Ben Dover)' talking with his faithful butler, 'Smallcock' as he sniffs a pair of stolen panties. It's obvious that Lord Grabhem has a thing for ladies undergarments as he is often times shown throughout the film  rubbing his face with the intimate apparel. After getting his morning panty sniff over, and done with good old Lord Grabhem orders Smallcock to fuck his wife who just happened to show up as they were discussing the upcoming formal dinner party arrangements with the Stifflys. Smallcock obliges his lordship's request, and readies himself to please the lady of the manor with his larger than average cock. Jasmine Jae, the lady of the manor, shows a slightly dominant side by having Smallcock tend to her needs first. Sex acts such as that of pussy pleasuring via the tongue, and salad tossing were in order for the seasoned butler. When the actual fucking begins Jasmine chooses to fuck Smallcock in the more controlled positions such as that of cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and spooning. At one point during the sexual encounter Jasmine does stop having her way long enough to allow Smallcock to do some doggie though, and that's the point were things really begin to get hot. The doggie definitely allows for a more exciting point of view, and the missionary that follows also shows off Jasmine's curvacious body in a more impressive way. At the end of it all Smallcock, and Lord Grabhem spill their seed all over Jasmine's pussy and breasts respectively, ending the observed spectacle that had just taken place.

After some subtle plot advancement, and the inclusion of yet another butler we are introduced to another sexual scenario involving one of the manor's female masters. This time around 'Abby (Lexi Lowe)', the daughter of his lordship, Lord Grabhem is talking with two butlers about her promiscuous past when things go from joking to fucking. Smallcock, and another gentleman butler with slicked back blonde hair undresses, and fucks Lexi as she props herself in various positions on top, and around the dining room table. To start off with Lexi plays the submissive role sucking both of the male performer's cocks as she kneels down between them. Tips touch as Lexi tries to take both cocks in her mouth at the same time. When she realizes her mouth isn't big enough for the task she decides to alternate between the two, and take turns going deep on both.

The sex that follows the initial foreplay is about as hardcore as it gets without going into anal territory. Each man takes turns satisfying either end of Lexi, and they each do so in different positions. For the most part the position changes that were explored included cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie, and missionary. The sexiest of all those position changes though happened when Lexi was placed upon the table, and was fucked missionary style by the blonde haired butler while Smallcock repeatedly shoved his curved cock down her throat. Lexi took the pounding, and throat stuffing like a pro looking gradually more sexy with each passing moment. Like her mother, Lexi took a cumshot to her breast and her pussy at the end. Even after spilling their seed the two butlers still poked, and prodded either end of Lexi letting her suck and fuck just a little while longer.

Shortly after the secretive threesome between 'Abby (Lexi Lowe)', and her two Gentleman butlers the film switches focus to a new scene in which a female cook, a maid, and a male driver are talking amongst themselves in the kitchen area of the manor. The male driver is intently discussing a recent drive to town in which the lady of the manor left him stiff as a poker without finishing the job. After saying so the two rather lovely young ladies take it upon themselves to take advantage of the situation, and indulge in some private time with the driver in an empty bedroom of the manor with the intention of ridding him of his cock dilemma. The sex that follows starts of with some heavy foreplay including a tag team suck off with mutual participation from both 'Emma Leigh', and 'Cathy Heaven'.

As far as threesomes go this two girl, and one guy scenario really incorporated a lot of unique position changes that were often time so odd in nature that I find myself hard pressed to explain it all. What you need to know is that no one was left out, and that while one girl was getting cock the girl that was left out was being tended to in some manner by the girl who was getting penetrated. There were plenty of girl-on-girl moments amongst the more straight sex occurrences, and plenty of eye candy for anyone watching the film regardless of the gender of the viewer. Some of the more unique position changes happened when Cathy, and Emma laid on top of each other giving the male performer two holes to use instead of the usual single orifice. Sadly, in the end it was Cathy who soldiered up, and took the brunt of the cumshot. The male performer had pulled out of her pussy as she lay in the missionary position just in time to shoot his load on her pussy. He then worked the cum inside of Cathy with his still hard cock, and Cathy finished the job by pushing the rest in with her fingers. After that the man of the scene climbed up at the top of the bed where Cathy's head was laying, and let her finish him off with some last second deepthroating. Speaking of which, Cathy was on hell of a deepthroat sucker, and did so frequently throughout the threesome encounter.

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Following the all out threesome the film takes a turn down lesbian lane as 'Jasmine Jae', and 'Ava Dalush' get some one-on-one girl time just before the arrival of the expected dinner party guests. Both dark haired ladies have an oddly similar appearance with an exotic look that's almost sister-like. Within the scenario between them the perfectly matched twosome do the usual pussy pleasuring via fingers, and tongues. Thrown in to make things a bit more interesting is a glass dildo that Ava finds under Jasmine's pillow about 20 minutes into the scene. Ava penetrates Jasmine's pussy over, and over again, and in quick succession as Jasmine lay semi-relaxed upon her back. Of course sexual moans, and exclamations ensue as Ava works her magic with the sex toy though. As with any lesbian encounter the girls end the scene in an open-ended manner. Both are satisfied enough with their encounter, but not fully satisfied in a definitive way.

With all the prior dinner party engagements gone, and done the whole family, and their Stiffly guests gather for a sexually suggestive dinner party. Sexual hints are tossed around in secret through a short lived session of table time gossip. After the talk came the the wining, and dining. Moving forward past the meet, and greet session the film skips to a point in the sordid tale where Lord Grabhem, and his Ladyship (Jasmine Jae)' have retired to bed for the evening. The camera focuses on them as they talk about the continued friend, and family meeting downstairs. After mentioning that the visitation with the Stiffly's would be good for 'Abby (Lexi Lowe)' the scene switches back to the dining room encounter where things get hot fast.

Sir Stiffly is shown downing his latest glass of red wine. He looks drunk out of his mind, and asks abruptly what it is that the Grabhems do this time of night. Abby chimes in saying that if he were to go down on her sometime this evening she'd make it worth his while (or something to that effect). Immediately after the words left Abby's (Lexi Lowe) lips she lowers her head into young Sir Stiffly's lap giving him a blowjob just out of view of the attending butler, 'Jasmine James', and 'Jess West'. This exciting event marks the start of the mini orgy involving all of the remaining party guests. Abby tends to Sir Stiffly while the slick haired butler tends to both 'Jasmine James', and 'Jess West', who are also a part of the Stiffly family tree.

The sex in the final scene of the film seemed a little drawn out, but sexy enough. The camera would switch focus between Abby's sexual encounter, and the Butler's threesome every once in a while. At first things were all about the oral sex, and blowjobs. The blowjobs came the in the form of tag team, and solo efforts on each of the contributing girls' behalf. The guys of the scene never really returned the favor in regards to foreplay though, and instead opted to go straight for the pussy pounding opportunities. In regards to position changes there was a heck of a lot of cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl riding between the two separate groups. On the Butler's side of things 'Jasmine James' got the most attention sex-wise, and rode the butler's cock on a few occasions. On Abby's side of things she was getting all of the attention.

Aside from the cock riding Jasmine also bent over a nearby desk at one point for some doggie access. Abby, being the star of the show that she is received penetrations in both doggie, and missionary amongst other things. Often times throughout the lengthy scene Abby, and her lover could even be seen repeating position changes. The switching up, and variety was there, but due to the extended nature of the scene a lot of what happened felt repetitive, and was somewhat repetitive. The only real differences came in the Jasmine, and Jess threesome in which playful girl time was also explored. At the end of it all when the men had reached their limits Sir Stiffly fired off first shooting his entire load right down Abby's ass crack. As far as the butler's cumshot goes you'll find that Jasmine James pulled his cock out of Jess as she rode him in the cowgirl position, and jerked him off until he came on her ass crack. Two bum shots in one scene!

Once the orgy was fulfilled, and everyone was spent the scene faded out for the last time, and focused back in on Lord Grabhem (Ben Dover), and his Ladyship (Jasmine Jae) who were preoccupied with a discussion about living in the country being hard on Abby. In some brilliant manner Lord Grabhem makes an ending comment with an added a pun saying "... don't go down on Abby". Thus ending the film.

EXTRAS

CUMSHOT RECAP: Oddly enough this was the first time I've ever seen a cumshot recap hidden in the "Scene Selection" menu. It was in plain sight, but the option was not listed in the main dvd menu with everything else as it usually is in a porn flick. As far as the "Cumshot Recap" goes it plays out on a scene by scene basis similar to the scene selection menu function. By selecting the "Cumshot Recap" option, and following up with a scene of choice you'll get a pretty straightforward replay of the scene ending cumshot. It's not as long as some cumshot recaps I've seen, and doesn't really make for proper fapping material.

PHOTO GALLERY: This dvd extra is simply your basic porno photo gallery. It features photographic images of the performers involved, and does so in a pornographic, and not-so-pornographic manner. I've honestly never been one to enjoy photo galleries, because I'm not the type of guy who can get off easily to some still images. I need some actual sex action going on in front of me in able to work my one handed magic (if you know what I mean?).

CONCLUSION:

From the start of this film forward it was apparent to me that the director had put a lot of effort, and money into this production. The costumes, the onscreen sets, and the performers themselves were all attractive eye candy in place for viewer consumption. I really liked the faux UK/English look, and feel of the film. Even though I know it was a spoof meant to poke fun at such a culture I still found what took place within each scene, and each scene transition to be close enough to the real thing. It definitely had a British Broadcasting Channel vibe about it. Things like the forced yet believable UK/English accents really went a long way in making this film a thoroughly solid experience. As far as performers go they each went all out to impress. The sex was intense, and was most definitely fun to watch. I loved the fact that there were multiple threesomes, and even a small orgy at the end. Sadly, I cannot say the same about the lesbian scene though as I find such sexual engagements to be too cliche with only the performers themselves standing out as noteworthy subject matter.

I think my favorite scene out of the entire film would have to be the maid, cook, and driver threesome. It was so unusually wonderful seeing the the three performers organize themselves like some sort of circus act. Cathy Heaven looked absolutely gorgeous, and so did Emma Leigh. I was truly impressed by Cathy's deepthroat skills, and Emma looked stunning with her many freckles (I have a thing for girls with freckles, don't judge). It should also be noted that Emma looked super sexy with her plus size build. Her breasts were large, and natural which I was glad to see. The rest of the female cast was also beautiful in their own ways, but as usual I did find favorites in the film.

With everything considered, and everything weighed I'm gonna go with a "Must Have" with this dvd. It actually took me completely by surprise. I didn't know what to expect, but didn't expect something this well done. Ben Dover was a riot with his panty thieving, and the girls were sexy doing their thing. I believe there's something for all genders with this particular film. Be sure not to miss out whatever you choose to do, and at least rent it if that is an option where you live!

VERDICT: Must Have!!!