Squirtamania 29 (Porno Dan Presents)

GENRE: Squirting, Straight Sex, Oral Sex

DIRECTOR: Dan Leal (aka, Porno Dan)

STUDIO/PRODUCER: Porno Dan Presents / Pure Play Media

MSRP: $24.99 *NEW* / $21.15 *USED* (US) (http://www.adultdvdempire.com/1641151/squirtamania-29-porn-movies.html)

DATE OF PRODUCTION: 2012

LENGTH: 2 hrs 8 mins

AUDIO/VIDEO: The audio in this dvd presentation is perfectly clear, but has an "on set" sort of quality about it. The video quality on the other hand is exactly as it's always been. The picture is clear with no obviously noticeable flaws. It also seems to be digitally mastered, or HD (High Definition). I can not verify this though as the dvd case does not give specifics on those details. You should probably keep in mind that I watch most of the dvds I review on a standard television unless the dvd case actually states that it offers an HD resolution. I actually prefer the old tube based televisions as the newer HDTVs tend to show more bodily details than I care to see. That, and the fact that the old tube tvs give me a bit of nostalgia.

CAST: Lexi Belle, Ash Hollywood, Tory Lane, Candi Cadi

CONDOMS: None

LEXI BELLE

As you've likely come to expect this scene begins with the signature Porno Dan hijinks. It's setup is no different from any other Porno Dan/Immoral Productions feature. It is filled with over two hours of fun times, laughter, and all the fucking a viewer could ask for. This first scene starts off by focusing the camera on Porno Dan, and his return guest star Lexi Belle as they sit together side by side on what appears to be a new leather/micro fiber couch. For some reason, or other (God knows what) Dan Leal is wearing a pink "Hello Kitty" luchador mask. While this in itself is odd, it's what you'd expect from the fun loving Porno Dan. Lexi on the other hand is fairly much completely nude already, and is obviously excited to be a part of the show. She's bouncing around all over the place, and looking super sexy sucking on her green lollipop. After things settle down Dan explains details about his set's new look (black background & new sofa), and the fact that this is Lexi's return after a 3 year absence on the show. He also mentions that it's the male performer's birthday, and that this fuck session with Lexi is in fact a Birthday gift.

The sex in this scene begins with some very intense pussy eating compliments of the gentleman performer. The male performer definitely gets into what he's doing during this moment, and buries his face in Lexi's crotch for quite some time. During this portion of the scene Lexi is constantly wiggling around obviously enjoying the oral stimulation that is being given. At one point during Dan interrupts the two performers asking Lexi to sing "Happy Birthday" to the guy. She tries her best to do so, but doesn't even manage to get one verse of the song done due to her ecstatic reactions to the oral stimulation. Following this energetic, and sexy display Lexi gets down on her knees to return the favor. The blowjob, and deepthroating that follows is most definitely a noteworthy event. Often times Lexi would do some hands free sucking allowing the male performer to have his way with her mouth. This in itself was very exciting to watch. From time to time she would even do a little playful biting that also greatly amplified the sexual deed.

When the penetrative sex finally began Lexi remained spread eagle on the sofa while the male performer pounded away at her pussy. Throughout this penetrative sex session the male performer wore a condom while he thrust his cock in, and out of Lexi. It was the first time I had ever seen a male performer wear a condom on the show, so it was a bit of a surprise for me. Condom, or not though the sex shown was as impressive as the foreplay. After pounding it away in the missionary position for a while the male performer took a break to try, and achieve the goal of the video which was to get Lexi to squirt. Lexi continued to stay in the spread eagle position as the male performer finger banged her. To add further stimulation Lexi was given a huge vibrator which in turn sent her over the edge. Lexi ended up squirting big time as a result! When the gushing was over the newly bought couch was stained with one heck of a huge wet spot. Surprisingly the scene did not end here though. Instead the two performers continued by having sex in the doggystyle position. In the end, after the doggstyle sex was over Lexi once again got down on her knees to suck her male partner off one last time. The end result was a mouthful of thick white cum. Lexi spewed the milky load out of her mouth showing what is likely the biggest cumshot I've ever seen in the history of porn, either that or Dan staged the whole thing. Could've been fake.

TORY LANE

After seeing as much porn as I have I can usually figure out which performers are genuine, and which are simply putting on a show. Tory Lane, the main star of this scene seemed to fall into the latter category. Throughout the scene's entirety she was extremely loud with her orgasms, and was obviously trying to impress her fans with all that she did. Her performance simply put, was over-the-top. With that being said though, Tory is quite the attractive girl. She's dark haired (which I like), has an amazing body, and a beautiful face as well. She's one of those lucky female performers who's blessed with a full package deal, if you know what I mean? Like I mentioned before though, her performance was lacking and as such I cannot base my opinion solely on good looks.

If I were to sum this scene's moments up in a to-the-point manner I would say that it was made up of mostly toy play, and foreplay. There was only a little penetrative sex involved between Porno Dan, and his guest Tory Lane. The fact that most of the actual sex was done in the missionary position, limits the scenes overall likability. I also found that most of the squirting came with the assistance of stimulation devices (Dildos & Vibrators) which was kind of a let down in it's own way. As I watched the scene unfold I could definitely tell that Dan was giving it his all, but in all honesty even that was not enough to change my opinion on the pair's performance. I will give him credit though as he actually did well with the foreplay and missionary sex, and he did bring some genuine excitement to the show. In the end I just couldn't stop thinking about how forced Tory's performance seemed as I watched the sex (or lack thereof) take place. As a porn fanatic I'm an open-minded sort of guy, and try to remain as unbiased as possible until I've watched a scene for myself. However, when it comes to quality porn I like to see actual sex, and less sex toy interactions. Sure Tory looked sexy doing all that she did, but her overall performance seemed to be overly compensating. The fact that she mentioned that she loves her fans, because they pay her bills didn't help my opinion of her performance at all. Even the cumshot to Tory's puss at the end of the scene wasn't enough to change my mind. This scene just wasn't that great to me.

CANDI CADI

Candi was an interesting choice for this volume of "Squiramania". When it came down to looks she was alright for the most part, but wasn't the "beauty" you'd expect to see in a porn shoot. I will say that she did have a lovely face, and beautiful red hair. On the downside though she seemed to have some obvious weight issues going on as well. During some portions of the scene, when she was lying in her back you could see her belly fat which was quite distracting to say the least. I guess the good thing about this though was that Candi, and her male partner switched things up frequently, and only did the missionary sex on a couple of occasions. The highlights of the scene, or the best points of view were definitely when Candi was getting fucked in the doggystyle position, or when she was riding cowgirl/reverse cowgirl. During these moments there were some times where I thought "Damn! This girl is hot!". The POV (Point of View) cocksucking wasn't all that bad either. As a matter of fact Candi sucked cock pretty damn well.

As far as the squirting goes there was plenty of that going on throughout the scene. When the scene first began Candi was sitting naked on the couch with the male performer while sucking on a red lollipop. After this was brief intro the male performer sitting next to her immediately followed up with some finger banging, and oral stimulation. The sensory overload in turn caused Candi to squirt all over the floor in front of her. Her expression following this exciting act was a bit confusing due to the fact that she showed little emotion at all. It was like a matter-of-fact sort of deal. A little later into the scene Candi squirted again while in the same missionary position that the finger banging took place in, but this time she squirted all over the male performer's cock after he pulled out of her pussy. He didn't seem to mind this at all, and actually allowed for Candi to coat his cock with her girl cum a couple more times further on into the scene. As I may have mentioned before I'm not a fan of the whole squirting phenomenon. It just doesn't excite me to see it happen unless the girl is excited herself. In Candi's case she seemed a lot less excited than most girls in the same situation. Considering all of this I honestly think the best parts of the scene were not the squirting incidents, but instead were the cowgirl riding, the doggystyle, and the cocksucking. The cream pie finish was also a bit lacking. Seeing Candi force the guy's cum out of her pussy just did not appeal to me. Looking back at the scene as a whole I'd have to say it wasn't that great, but at the same time it wasn't horribly bad.

ASH HOLLYWOOD

Ash Hollywood returns to the set with all of her glamour star glory, and spunky attitude. When I first saw her appear in this scene it was like complete dejavu. I'm fairly certain she was sporting the same hairstyle, and was wearing the same feather earring that she had before in another Porno Dan production. If you don't know Ash Hollywood like I do then you haven't been watching much porn lately. She's one of the adult film industry's rising starlets, and there's an obvious reason why. This spunky girl knows how to work the audience. She talks dirty, directs her brief conversations to the audience at home, and even expresses herself through star-like mannerisms. In this scene she continues with her usual fan appreciation tidbits, but also goes out of her way to give the viewer something new.

Both Ash, and Dan worked together in this scene to bring the viewer an interesting array of explored sexual positions, and sex toy interactions. As usual, with Dan being the male performer of the scene he took control of the situation by directing, and fucking Ash. The positions included this time around were cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary. There may have even been some doggystyle, but if so it wasn't that memorable (cause I forgot). Ash's reverse cowgirl really showed of the best, and most sexy view of her while the reverse cowgirl was a little less impressive. Sure her back side is the epitome of bodily perfection, but I prefer seeing the front of a girl more.

Looking back I think the most interesting part of the scene was the part where Ash got fucked by an automated sex machine. It was basically a piston, and rod with a large dildo on the end. She laid spread eagle in the missionary position as the dildo pushed in, and pulled out of her tight pussy. To further assist this unusual sexual stimulation Ash was given the usual Porno Dan provide vibrator, probably in hopes that she'd gush like "Old Faithful". I had actually expected this to be the point where she squirted, but it just did not happen. It was later on in the scene when Her, and Dan were bumping pelvises that she actually squirted. Dan had just pulled his cock out of her at the point, and ended up getting his cock fully coated in girl cum. Afterwards the two performers continued on for a while with the previously mentioned cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and missionary sex. When Dan finally reached the point of eruption he came all over Ash's pussy as he usually does with all female performers. It was honestly not a good finish to me as I'm more of a facial, or oral cumshot enthusiast. In the end, even with all the fan service provided by Ash I think this scene was just alright. I just wish Ash would quit trying so hard to impress the audience with her awkward chatter, and forced facial expressions. She definitely has the looks to thrill, and needs to be more confident in her performances.

EXTRAS

- Trailers

CONCLUSION

As Dan Leal (Porno Dan) has said many times before through the various social media outlets, he's not trying to impress with high quality features, he's simply out to show the porn enthusiasts just how fun porn can be. This dvd once again reflects that same signature attitude that we've come to know. Dan's selection of girls were of a wide variety as usual, and for the most part they gave a fun loving performance as expected. There were rising starlets included, as well as one, or two lesser known female performers. For the most part though I found the cast of this "Squirtamania" to be lacking. Sure Lexi Belle hit a home run by taking in a mouthful of jizz (which could've easily been faked ...), but the remaining three performers such as Candi Cadi seemed to give increasingly dull performances. Out of all of the girls though I think Candi was my least favorite. She seemed to be the most out of place. With that being said though Ash's performance wasn't all that grand either. Sure she looked hot doing what she did, but her entire performance was overshadowed by the usual random sex talk, and off-the-wall behavior.With everything considered I find it hard to even suggest renting this dvd. Only two of the scenes were at least halfway decent. If you are a fan of Lexi Belle, or Ash Hollywood though I'd say it "might" be worth renting just for curiosity sake.

VERDICT: Rent It?