DIRECTOR: Joanna Angel
PRODUCER: Burning Angel Entertainment
MSRP: $25.00 (http://www.burningangel.com/store/218/joanna-angels-cumtastic-cook-out-porn-movies)
DATE OF PRODUCTION: 2011
LENGTH: 2 hrs. 51 mins.
AUDIO/VIDEO: I'm going to have to be a little crude with the audio/video description. I couldn't find any specifics pertaining to the quality of either feature. I will say that the picture quality in this dvd is top notch. It's very clear, and vivid. Each scene is displayed in a widescreen ratio that doesn't take away from the dvds visual content. The audio is equally as good as the video, and is clear in sound. When it comes down to volume you don't have to adjust it too high to hear the scenes clearly/loudly.
CAST: Asphyxia, Brittany Lynn, Danny Wilde, Gabriella (II), James Deen, Joanna Angel, Mick Blue, Miss Genocide
CONDOMS: No
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Scene 1: Joanna Angel
This was actually the first scene that I have ever reviewed that featured Joanna Angel, and I was honestly impressed. Joanna lit up the entire scene with her energetic, and bubbly presence. The scene itself contained a short plot consisting involving Joanna's plans for the barbeque with some of her associates, and friends. In the end it lead to a discussion between Joanna, and James Deen about some furniture he had stolen from Mick Blue. It was entertaining, and fun but the really impressive thing about the scene was the sex between Joanna Angel, and James Deen.
To start off with Joanna presented James with a "Thank You" gift for allowing her to host the party at his place. This gift of course was an extremely sexy blowjob, and handjob combo. After the foreplay was over the hardcore sex began. Joanna, and James shared some very hot moments in some equally hot positions (doggystyle, reverse cowgirl, missionary). In my opinion the best positions that were shown were when Joanna was riding James in reverse cowgirl fashion, and when she was lying on her back receiving some missionary treatment. Both positions really showed off Joanna's amazing body, and how into the sex she really was. This scene was amazing from beginning to end. It was an awesome way to start off a dvd.
Scene 2: Miss Genocide
Scene to is composed of fifty percent party material, and fifty percent sex. I starts off with Joanna talking with her guests, trying to get everything and everyone situated. Joanna ends up running into some issues during the barbeque, and encounters some awkward moments as well. One issue involved the fact that some strange naked dude was cooking the food. There was also an awkward moment when Mick Blue showed up with his date. Joanna introduced the new girl (Gabriella) to her own girls, and one of them actually had a problem with Gabriella's t-shirt. It was some sort of rebel flag t-shirt if I remember correctly. After dealing with the disaster of a barbeque Joanna escorts Danny, and Miss Genocide to a bedroom inside James' house.
The couple are both persuaded into having sex by Joanna who ends up filming the action. Danny, and Miss Genocide start off by orally stimulating each other. They then move into various positions as Danny penetrates Miss Genocide in her pussy and ass at different areas of the bedroom. The highlight of the scene was definitely the anal sex. The part where Danny fucked Miss Genocide in an anal doggystyle position while standing in front of a mirrored door was truly a hot moment. In the end Danny shot his massive load all over Miss Genocide's face. It was a nice finish to the hardcore scene. In all honesty didn't think this scene was as good as the first, but in the end it wasn't bad either.
Scene 3: Gabriella & Brittany Lynn
This was another scene that blended party time with sex. The scene began with Joanna having a brief talk with Gabriella about what she thinks of the party. Shortly thereafter they are interrupted by Mick Blue who is seeking out the bathroom. Joanna stops Mick in his tracks due the stolen furniture that resides in James Deen's place. Joanna ends up convincing Mick to hold off while they have their annual diving contest. One by one each guest takes a turn diving from the diving board at one end of the pool. Each guest gets a grade on their performance from the mysterious man who had attended their cook-out. It's a brief but comical sort of moment.
After that things get a little serious when Gabriella is thrown into the pool after saying to Joanna that she couldn't swim. Brittany Lynn ends up saving the day after performing CPR on the nearly drowned Gabriella. Once Gabriella regains consciousness the two girls walk to an ottoman that was conveniently placed at one side of the pool. The lesbian sex that ensues is pretty much one-sided with Gabriella receiving most of the attention. It was mostly a fingerbanging make-out session between the girls, and in all honesty it seemed to drag on for a little too long. With that being said the girls did look amazing together.
Scene 4: Asphyxia & Joanna Angel
The party time hijinks continue as Mick Blue is once again detoured from entering James Deen's house. Joanna ends up taking him, and Asphyxia to the side of the house where the means of distraction makes for some seriously hot moments. After Joanna convinces Mick to show Asphyxia his cock she gets down on her knees, and delivers one of the most intense blowjobs I've ever seen. Joanna constantly gags as she deepthroats Mick's massive cock over and over again. There's plenty of drool thrown in the mix for good measure.
When Joanna has finally had her fill of cocksucking, Asphyxia joins in for some fun. To begin with Asphyxia continues with the oral sex in a similar hardcore fashion as Joanna had done. I actually thought the scene was going to end there, but I was pleasantly surprised to see Mick and Asphyxia engage in some hardcore backyard sex. The couple ended up sharing various positions (doggystyle, spooning, missionary, reverse cowgirl) as Asphyxia squirmed in ecstasy. I definitely liked the sex in this scene. If I had to choose a favorite scene from this dvd this one would definitely be it!
Scene 5: Joanna Angel
This scene started off on a good note with Joanna thinking things were finally right at her cook-out. Unfortunately Asphyxia informs her that Mick has already made his way into the house, and has found his stolen couches. Danny also realizes that James has stolen his pants making for an awkward confrontation. Joanna comes up with a plan to make James suffer for his thievery that includes both Danny and Mick fucking her on the couch while he watches. This sex scene ended up being like the marathon of all sex scenes. It included content that easily covered everything that would have been in a full adult dvd production. I kid you not!
I honestly believe that every sex position was covered in this one scene including some anal sex variations. The highlights I found though included a double vaginal penetration, and a few occasions where there were ordinary double penetrations. The part where James joined in on the threesome making it a foursome made for an amazing display. The only fault I found with this scene was that it was extremely long. Most normal guys watching this scene would have been spent five minutes into the sex. With that being said this was a truly awesome scene, and I think Joanna deserves some sort of award for it.
EXTRA SHIT
- Behind The Scenes
- Trailers
- Gallery
- Internet
CONCLUSION
I was pleasantly surprised with this entire dvd presentation. I actually didn't know what to expect when I sent my request to review it though. The only thing I knew was that it looked like my kind of dvd. As a reviewer I've often stayed away from "Alt Girl" themed dvds, but this has renewed my interest in the genre. Joanna Angel gave some truly amazing, and hardcore performances that I haven't seen in an adult film in a very long time. Her cast of performers, and friends also made the whole thing more enjoyable with their wild antics. There were definitely a couple of stand out scenes that I really enjoyed including 'Scene 4 (Asphyxia & Joanna)', and 'Scene 5 (Joanna Angel)'. With that being noted I also enjoyed the other scenes, but not as much.
When it comes down to giving this dvd a rating it's kind of hard for me to choose. I want to give it my highest rating which is "Highly Recommended!!!", but there's one scene that holds me back from doing so. The scene I speak of is the scene featuring the lesbian sex between Gabriella, and Brittany Lynn. I do admit they looked amazing together, but the excessive amount of fingerbanging was just a bit too much for me. I wish they would have switched things up a little more, and possibly given Brittany Lynn more attention. I'm going to have to settle with a "Recommended!!!" rating as a result. It's not a bad rating by any means, but I think it's necessary If I'm going to be totally honest.
VERDICT: Recommended!!!
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